Hello, Johnny D's and Summerville Massachusetts. Welcome.

Harman Town is now in session.

Won't you please put your hands together for the mayor of Harman Town?

Dan Harman.

Well, thank you, Summerville.

We've already had our first injury, Jeff.

I don't know if you saw my entrance, but it was less than graceful.

I took out either a busboy or a cop, or I don't know. I'll find out later in the basement.

This used to be an old cop bar, they say. It's a very old architecture in the basement.

You can see the first hand effects of the fact that in the, to turn to the century, people, they never grew beyond three feet tall.

There's just a system of hobbit holes down there.

There's just a millions of miles of concrete, stucco, just half-built chairs.

All the all the all the whips, like, like a corpse of a guy dressed as Santa Claus in a bathtub.

A just weird shit from, like, a weird old days when this, when, when Summerville was, was not the best managed town in the, in the United States.

Voted, voted in the Boston Globe, best managed town.

I would compete at you motherfuckers. There's some, there's some funny shit in their Wikipedia entry.

I don't think the guy that did most of the editing of your Wikipedia entry was on the tourist board.

But I'm all over the place. What am I doing? Anyways, I wiped some guy out. Somebody write him a check.

That was, that was my point. Oh, there's, yeah, it's just, I guess in the, you know, in the 1890s, people just, when this place was probably built,

I think people just ate dirt and smoked cigarettes all day. They didn't have vitamins.

So, like, everything is kind of, kind of shrunken down down there. So, so I have a lot of stuff.

Yeah, and the mirrors are all because the ceiling is so low, the mirrors just give you a perfect view of your balls.

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