All right, let's start this bitch, Kitty.

The bellhouse, deep in the heart of beautiful,

Guranis, New York.

Hello Brooklyn, beautiful, beautiful bunch of weirdos.

I have some exceedingly good news for you.

Herman Town is now in season.

Please welcome the mayor of Herman Town of the stage, Mr. Dan Herman.

All right, thank you very much from the bottom of my of my heart, holy crap, thank you and

really thank Jesus Christ and God above, what have I done to deserve this?

There's a sea of humanity out here.

All I can do is fuck it up, that's it, this is the coolest room I'll ever be in, it's

even before you guys filled it with your coolness, just that when this room was empty I got

a little intimidated.

This room feels very much like the pixies must have played here at some point.

So much heroin must have been done here.

Daniel DeLewis probably got a hand job at some point, during some Scorsese film.

If Herman Town had a dream venue, it would be this room, for you listening.

For you listening at home, it looks like a town hall, it's got this wooden stage,

that's podium, it was sanded out of Abe Lincoln's casket, there's still a top hat in

a drawer.

I feel like I should stand and have a Bible up here.

That's what Lincoln wore, right, a top hat, he was known as the fancy president.

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