San Francisco. California. Wow. It truly is an honor to be on stage here at the punchline.

I love this club. I love this city. I love all of you already. I've got some very good

news for you. Harmon Town is now in session. I'm Jeff Davis, but won't you

more importantly welcome the mayor of Harmon Town to the stage. Mr. Dan Harman.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, San Francisco to the frisco scene praying. Fuck your mama's so hard. She thought

my name wasn't there. She said, did you name Jeff? I said, no, it's not a fucking mama.

So hard. I'm starting to close now. I gave her a cold with my jeans. I'm told I took

your mama's so cold. I fucked it. Fuck your mama. I fucked your mama in San Francisco.

I fucked your mama when it's frisco. I fucked your mama because she slipped and slid.

I fucked your mama. That's what I did. I fucked your mama from the bay to the coast. I fucked

your mama so hard. She thought her name was Donnie Moose from Happy Days. Generation gap.

Is it possible, Dan? Is it possible to fuck a mama so hard that she thinks her name is Donnie

Moose? Who is potsy on Happy Days? He played Ralph Mouth and and and and and and and you tell me.

It's my mic. Okay, because I'm hot up here already because I've gained 300 pounds on the tour,

which is not a bad thing. You look fantastic. Thank you. Always wear a pinstripe shirt if you gain

weight because people associate stripes with tents and circus. Doesn't matter. I don't want to

talk about weight. When I hear I'm proud that I'm fat. I love how I'm like Marlon Brando in

Apocalypse Now. I'm the king of this river. You savages like you worship me. You were not fat

at the beginning of this tour. Yes, that's the point of getting fat Jeff used to end

fatter than you were. If I was thinner, there would be something dishonest happening. I would

have been I would have been on tour and I would have been going I'll just have the salad like like I

ate the country like Pac-Man. And y'all are the ghosts and you're blue tonight and you ain't

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