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Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2013

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Mayoral Master Harmon strides boldly across the return threshold and declares Spencer God. Then he raps and dicks around with people in the audience. It doesn't sound like much on paper but it's a pretty great episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I have some very good news for you guys, it's Herman Town, it's now in session.
0:24.0	Please join me in welcoming the mayor of Herman Town, Mr. Dan Herman.
0:29.0	Yeah!
0:52.0	What on earth?
0:53.0	Hero!
1:08.0	Jesus, Jeff, take it easy.
1:11.0	Take it easy!
1:14.0	For the podcast listeners out there, Dan Herman emerges from the shadows with no shirt on,
1:22.0	and a camera on his head.
1:24.0	He has a GoPro camera strapped to his head, and a stomach that clearly has been off its diet for the last two weeks.
1:34.0	That is a comment that would hurt the corporeal, Jeff, but I am man transformed.
1:41.0	I have been on a 20-day tour.
1:44.0	I am now in the cradle of American civilization, Portland.
1:48.0	I am in the basin, the hot tub, the bath, the belly button, the voodoo doughnuts of the United States.
2:05.0	Are you going to get into the whole show with no shirt in a camera?
2:08.0	I don't know, Jeff, I proudly tell you, I don't know.
2:13.0	I don't know, Jeff, what do these people do for a living?
2:16.0	Are they industrial or do they make art?
2:20.0	Are they teachers? It's Portland.
2:22.0	We do it with the fuck we want, Jeff.
2:26.0	We are activated humanity.
2:32.0	I truly hope that at least one person here tonight has no idea what Herman Town is.
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