Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)
Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review
Shat on Entertainment
4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Before Tom Sizemore and Mickey Rourke made flops of their careers, they starred in one of the most epic box office failures of the '90s: "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man." Was the world just not ready for an action comedy that played out like a comic book, or is this movie truly rushed and sloppy?
The Shat Crew was fully divided on this forgotten film, but not in the ways you might expect. A few things we did agree on: Don Johnson is a charming S.O.B., Harley-Davidsons are garbage motorcycles, Daniel Baldwin was cheated by the gene pool, and sometimes you need to just let a movie end.
Listener Lachlan H. commissioned this cinematic collection of life advice from all the way down in Australia, reminding us "it's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool."
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| 0:00.0 | The effort you open your legs. |
| 0:02.8 | Again, then you know what you're doing. |
| 0:04.6 | You got a fucking starfish. |
| 0:06.2 | Then we've talked about starfishing on this podcast. |
| 0:08.9 | I am not a motherfucking starfish. |
| 0:11.6 | Remember when we first met John McClane? |
| 0:14.7 | Our god picked him up from the plane. |
| 0:17.2 | And took him down the knack and told me tower. |
| 0:20.4 | At the Christmas party. |
| 0:22.4 | And the terrorists were the first ellipse. |
| 0:24.6 | But it was sweet when they killed Alice. |
| 0:27.7 | Welcome back to shout the movies, the podcast where we answered a question where the movies |
| 0:35.8 | we love when we were growing up really that good. |
| 0:38.2 | Have you ever caught yourself thinking, why don't they make movies like they used to? |
| 0:41.9 | Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental |
| 0:44.9 | at Blockbuster Video? |
| 0:46.3 | Do you know what Blockbuster Video is? |
| 0:47.9 | If you answered yes, and this is the podcast for you, I am one of your host Jean Lyons. |
| 0:52.3 | And alongside me are my co-host, Ash Hog Leg Daniels. |
| 0:55.6 | Hi y'all. |
| 0:58.6 | Good evening. |
| 0:59.6 | And each week we take a look back in time and aside of our favorite films, still hold up. |
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