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You made it weird with neat homes

What's up Weirdos? I'm thrilled that Harlan Williams came in and made it weird

I honestly can't think of a more ideal guest, somebody that was just incredibly willing and ready to just dive right in

And this is somebody that I only know from the stand-up scene, we do shows together

You know, maybe once a month, I'll see him

And he came into the studio and he was just exactly what we want out of the show

Just ready to go open, honest and very, very funny

So let's not waste any time, we gotta get a couple announcements up here, oh I didn't open them

It doesn't matter, we got some tour dates, let's see

Oh, I was already in Traverse City, that was a lot of fun

And this weekend, February 21st through the 23rd, I'm gonna be in Madison for Comedy Club on State

And then the next date isn't until March 9th for Grand Rapids, Michigan for Guilders, LaFest

That is a stand-up show, so check that out

Also, Australian Weirdos, I'm gonna be coming out to Melbourne, Melbourne, Melbourne, Melbourne

Either way, Melbourne supremacy

Okay, I'll definitely probably be making that joke there

So check the website for that, come out to that festival, it's gonna be great to meet some international weirdos

And you made it weird.com, if you're feeling nasty and you want to donate, there's a donate button

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