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🗓️ 11 April 2022
⏱️ 109 minutes
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He is one of the most requested comedians to guest on TYSO. A month or so ago, Harland and Rick did a show together at The Improv in Hollywood. Harland agreed to take his shoes off, and fast friends they became. Harland is a special kind of funny and love that makes for a top-tier TYSO (TTT).
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0:00.0 | It's you on the brown thing. Yeah, let's keep it on the brown baby. You know what for you? |
0:07.5 | PS to do no I apply you guys and GZ factory it wouldn't hire me |
0:12.2 | Is this browns? You know right here. Oh there look it's already drips dude look at this yeah |
0:18.8 | I didn't want to touch your towels towels were okay I'll get you I I wash |
0:22.8 | I don't know that I want to touch your towel I wash my towels dude what about this towel no that's a towel that's a seated blanket |
0:29.1 | We're going to large towel the video of a fat girl friend or something that's pretty |
0:34.1 | Don't well she's heavy she's a big that's not a extra large sham wow is it |
0:42.0 | ladies and gentlemen part of the Williams theme music |
0:46.4 | Scoot |
0:57.4 | Are you anti headphones? No, no my uncle is |
1:09.4 | How did you know I model dude? |
1:11.4 | I've been following your career for a while |
1:15.4 | You know if you want to take 45 I wouldn't mind having a nap on this brown |
1:21.0 | Probably smells like your whatever say it my heavy girlfriend. I was gonna say fatty |
1:27.2 | But yeah heavy girl from works. What does your take on? |
1:32.2 | Shaming you know being in the modeling industry about shaming based on weight |
1:36.7 | Shouldn't be in it. I saw a mannequin the other day that was plus sized and I dropped kicked it in the neck and |
1:44.6 | I got kicked out of raw stress for less |
1:47.7 | They said I was violent and inappropriate and I said I'm a model and I don't need to see mannequins that are a chubby |
1:55.6 | So yeah, I don't want I don't want heavy people in the industry. I didn't shower today. I know that |
2:01.7 | Rice your hair's amazing right |
2:03.9 | Plugs by the way. No. Yeah, it's already got yeah from Sweden Denmark boys choir school |
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