Harland Williams - First Day of the Rest of Your Wife
Dumb People Town
All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk
4.6 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2019
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
The guys welcome Harland Williams to town to hear about a couple who have uninvited visitors to their Airbnb. In the second story, a man checks in to a hospital and doesn’t notice that they’ve performed the wrong procedure. In the final story, a mans discovers a problem with his eye.
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| 0:00.0 | Scorpions conduct |
| 0:06.6 | Dayöd Dog |
| 0:29.6 | You're just a funny |
| 0:31.6 | We are gonna take you down stick around |
| 0:38.5 | Hey, town is rocking another episode of dumb people town population population |
| 0:44.1 | population Williams |
| 0:45.6 | Harlan Williams welcome to the third welcome. I'll come is there a Harlan Williams senior? |
| 0:52.9 | Nope, nope, there's a Colonel Harland Saunders |
| 0:57.4 | People don't know that Santa's name is Harlem Harlan. Oh, spelling is mine |
| 1:02.6 | Wow, you were in and you were named after your mother now. That's a weird thing. Yeah, my mother's name is |
| 1:07.9 | Harlan Williams the first |
| 1:10.1 | Christian name is John |
| 1:12.6 | Stop it. Okay, please do god stop how dry are you labia at this point? |
| 1:17.9 | That's pretty part |
| 1:19.9 | Arizona desert |
| 1:21.9 | Rebel Wilson drove her doom buggy |
| 1:24.9 | Yeah, stop her |
| 1:26.9 | DOOM buggy. You know she has a doom. Do you know that? Do you know? |
| 1:30.5 | Doom do you do a doob buggy when she's driving it's doom. You're out of her way. She's not a good driver |
| 1:35.8 | I love my virginity in the back of her doom buggy stop weird to her |
| 1:39.9 | Someone else she's to her and a couple of her friends. Oh, well, she was driving. That's and a scorpion |
| 1:46.3 | That is so talented. Did you find a scorpion in your shoe? I found two scorpions in my house and I killed them both with my shoes |
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