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Fitzdog Radio

Harland Williams - Episode 1060

Fitzdog Radio

Greg Fitzsimmons

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

My accountant Harland Williams comes on to talk about IRA funds, wills and trusts and how to diversify into Index fund. He really gets this world and you will too!

Follow Harland Williams on Instagram @HarlandWilliams

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, hey, welcome to Fitzdog Radio. It's an exciting summer day. I'm recording this a little bit early because I'm heading off for Vermont.

0:18.0

I got a friend who's got a house in the woods with a pond and apple orchards so we're going to go up there me and the wife it's kind of our it's our 25th anniversary this month and so this is kind of our celebration of it. I'm married to just the most wonderful. I hate

0:36.8

to just be the guy. Some people don't trust the guy that says he loves his wife after all these years.

0:43.5

But she is truly amazing.

0:46.4

She is the most balanced, grounded, egoless, funny. I just, I feel like we're still dating after 25 years. That's all I'm going to say,

0:59.8

because some of you were divorced, some of you were in bad marriages.

1:03.2

I'm sorry.

1:04.1

I got lucky as shit.

1:07.0

The day I met her, I knew I'd marry her,

1:09.8

and I am just, what can I say?

1:14.0

I've never taken it for granted.

1:16.4

I feel like, you know, we grow.

1:21.2

That, whatever, I'm not gonna gonna shut the fuck up Greg Jesus it's also my

1:27.2

daughter's 21st birthday this week so happy birthday to Jojo very cool chick she's the kind of girl that or should I say

1:39.1

woman now she's a woman who attracts people to her. People want to be around her, they want to be her friend.

1:48.0

She's just like, she had a crazy teen years.

1:54.6

She was a wild teenager.

1:57.2

And it was tough.

1:59.5

It was like, I went to therapy.

2:02.2

This chick sent me to therapy.

2:05.5

Dealing, because everybody talks about if you're over 40

2:08.6

and you go to therapy and you talk about your parents,

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