Hey, so if you're bored with it just being me, Harlan will be here in three more minutes, so you could fast forward to that.

Oh, well I have your attention.

I never really talk about my Instagram or my Tik-Tock, but you guys should head

on over to at Rick Glassman to follow me on Instagram and Tik-Tock.

And, uh... And I kind of like being on the couch.

It makes me think of being like on my couch.

You know?

A lot of people don't know this even with a blanket down or when I don't have the

blanket down. When I'm in my indoor clothes there's no need for a blanket. I don't

ever sit here dude. I also never go poop. I have never pooped in almost four years. I've never

pooped in that bathroom. That's where the guests poop. I don't sit here, but

even less than that, I don't sit there. I had sex on this couch. I don't know if

we could keep that in. I really don't know if we could keep that in. How many people have

I had sex in this couch? I could think of three for certain.

I was in a couple of long-term relationships. I think, uh, I know it would be cool cool I've lived here four years have I only had sex with three people on this couch?

I think so. I've had sex with more people in my bed so don't worry about that.

I've had sex with only three people I guess I guess that makes sense yeah I moved in here I was in a

relationship I got out of that relationship I was single for a bit and then I got into another relationship and in between I had sex with one girl

on this couch.

You know who you are.

Hello?

Hey buddy, I think I'm going to be there in about 45 seconds.

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