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Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Zawai Bellotto.

I'm Adam.

Today's topic is hard things.

Thunk.

Thalk and thwap.

There, this table's hard so what do you think is the hardest thing

to do or have i think there's like this special chemical but when you put it on a leaf, it just crushes.

Those are cold rocks.

That's the most special chemical there is.

Isn't this one easy to, oh wait, no, diamonds been beaten out.

By whit. I figure what it is, but they like made in a laboratory, which sounds like the sort of, like the intro to a horror movie. Exactly. In a lab, they've made some sort of from diamonds, some sort of diamond-like thing that can cut diamond. So it's like a diamond plus. Yeah, but there's a way to... Oh, is this alpha diamond? Yeah, like the alpha diamond.

The way you tell if something is harder than something else is if it can scratch it. Oh, really? Yep, it's... There's a, like a, uh, a rating scale. I think it's called like the Ome scale of scratchness or something. I don't know. I should have it's called the Ome scale of scratchness. I think OM is like electricity, so maybe not.

Yeah.

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