Are you like me? Are you sick of your podcast sounding like this week after week?

I'm Chris Farley and this is the Chris Farley show.

And tonight, I'm a host is Jeff Daniels, one of the great actors around, I guess.

God, I hate doing this part, man. I never know what to say.

No, you're doing fine, Chris.

You're doing good.

Really?

Yeah. No, I'm not. Anyway.

Mr Daniels is down the purple rose of Cairo, terms of endearment,

arachnophobia. Terms of Endearment, Aragnophobia, and something wild, which is an awesome flick. Oh, thanks, thank you.

You remember in Something Wild when Melanie Griffith had you handcuffed to the bed?

Remember that?

Yeah.

And you had to make that phone call, remember?

And you were chained to the thing and you couldn't get away?

Yeah, yeah, I remember.

Yeah, that was awesome.

Okay, so you were also in the purple rows of Cairo.

Yeah, yeah, I was.

Remember when you were doing your movie and Mia Fere was watching and then you came down off the screen and talked to her and you were in black and white when you were on the screen but then when you talked to her you're in color.

Yeah what about it?

Hmm, you remember that?

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