Happy Woman's History Month, everybody. It looks like there's a married pastor who quit church to become a stripper after coming out as queer says selling X-rated content on OnlyFans is her new calling.

Enominee Pateri a Spiritu Sanctis, I don't even know how to say it, but it looks like we're going to have to call down God because females are out of control. And I swear we just finished Black History Month,

which is a very unfortunate period for me because I like to talk about black people all the time

if I can help it. Now, of course, because it is the middle of Black History Month, I want to remind you guys that I have a PSA for black people considering your month is over. And it's this. Black History Month is over. No more having sex with fat white women. No more soul plane. No more white sneakers without creases. Stop being black. We are all now women. We are all now trans black we are all now women we are all now trans we

are all now almost gay when june comes my name's elijah schaefer we've got a hilarious show for you

don't forget to hit the like button below and follow uh we're going to be talking about women's

history month and where are women at today as well as some insane coverage

of the new movie dune to no spoilers of course and lots of miscellaneous videos my name is

Elijah Schaefer is here on the show. And I just got to get your opinion, man. I mean,

Black history is over. How are you feeling? Are you doing okay? I feel extremely relieved, but, you know, I hope the ego is super fast so I can be back in Black History Month again. Yeah, well, you are wearing black. I'm already missing it. I'm already missing it. I'm missing it too. You know, we were looking at the picture there. And as we're talking about females, just reminding us how amazing they are. It is funny, though, if you're bringing up on the screen, you know, I know this is from our, this is from 2020, but to this day, we're going to continue to laugh at this, that a married pastor who quit church to become a stripper after coming out as queer says that selling X-rated content on her only fans is her new calling.

And I only brought this up because a couple years ago we brought

this on the show we talked about this and we were laughing and i always say this we were laughing like

oh my gosh this is so crazy like what an extreme example of there's no way in hell women would become like this and now this is

tame this is very tame yeah she's not getting gang banged just yet i'm not sure she's getting

blacked either just yet but maybe she'll have a special and she's going to sell all of her

subscriptions this year leading up to her gang bang blacked special next black

history month elijah she can get two for the price of one well yeah okay well let's talk

about this because it is uh it is a black history month uh at the end of it i should say um

it's black history month or the end of black history months which means. It's Black History Month or the end of Black History Month, which means that we're, and Women's Month, particularly Black people's favorite pastime, beating the women, having sex with the women. Obviously, I'm joking, right? But that's just the truth of it. And that's where we're at. Before we jump into that, I want to give a huge shout out to the sponsor of today's show I'm

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