Happy Thanksgiving, The Greek System, Daniel's Life of Crime

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2018

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Daniel's insane (but mercifully brief) frat experience and Renee's sorority experience are the fodder for some crazy stories that I'd never heard. Rape Rooms? THESE ARE A THING! Plus our feelings and prejudices about the Greek system, a roller coaster tooth experience, David's dark night of the soul involving a neighbor's car horn and so much more.

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0:00.0	And now, live from the new house in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the
0:06.1	house and Rosen is your new best friend, Joe. Tonight, Alesson welcomes her
0:08.9	guest. She's a comedian whose time away from Twitter is given her the mistaken
0:12.5	notion that humanity isn't completely infested with rotten little devils.
0:16.3	It's Renee Colbert. And he's a comedian who likes to ask the big questions.
0:20.6	What is reality? What is the self? And is there a single imagined dragon song
0:25.0	better than even the worst creator, Nickelback song? It's David Hansberger.
0:29.1	Chef Jeff is here to paste your butter balls. I'm a husband Daniel Sayon
0:32.6	Hop on board. Love, say hello to your best friend.
0:34.2	Alesson Rosen!
0:36.2	Alesson Rosen! Alesson Rosen is your new best friend. Alesson! Alesson!
0:44.4	With the guitar, never in. Alesson Rosen!
0:50.9	Wait, that's a bit again. Alesson Rosen! Alesson, you knew that's friend.
0:58.0	Hello, my little pumpkin dump cakes with fresh whipped cream. That carbohydrates
1:03.3	was sent in by Crystal Lawrence. I don't exactly know what a dump cake is, but it
1:07.6	appeals to me on so many different levels. That was sent in on patreon patreon.com slash
1:14.1	Alesson Rosen.
1:17.1	Patreon.
1:18.1	I felt like I cut Jeff off. So I was giving it Patreon.
1:23.8	Patreon.
1:24.8	Patreon.
1:25.8	That's right. Jeff, don't you dare clean that up. Patreon's good stuff.
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