Happy Thanksgiving from Alison's Nose Whistle

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Daniel and I just had a hearty debate about whether it's a mistake to reveal whose nose was whistling right in the episode title. I pointed out that we already revealed it on last week's show but then he said it's possible people might have missed that one and he personally enjoyed the way it "revealed itself organically." And now here I am, non-organically shoving the info into the show title. Except what are my options, I ask you? "Happy Thanksgiving from Someone's Nose Whistle?" "Happy Thanksgiving from a Mysterious Nose Whistle?" Actually, both of those would have worked but as the woman who did my makeup at my wedding said to me when she put the wrong shade of lipstick on me and I pointed it out, "That ship has sailed, sister!" (I AM TOTALLY OVER IT AND I DEFINITELY DON'T BRING UP MY BURNT SIENNA LIPS WHENEVER I TALK ABOUT MY WEDDING.) Anyway, on this special Thanksgiving episode which was recorded before Jenna had her baby, we talk about all the things we're thankful for as well as toxic pans, Twilight Zone and even more egg talk. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. Happy Thanksgiving you guys!

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios and Hollywood, California, it's the
0:05.9	Allison Rosen is your best friend show tonight on this special Thanksgiving
0:10.2	episode. I also would like to give thanks for her guests. Thanks for
0:15.3	Jenna Kim Jones who introduced Allison to dirty diet coke and is graciously
0:19.0	agreed to keep her child inside her belly so as not to make us feel bad about
0:22.8	not having one. Thanks for Alan Moss who kindly and thoughtfully took off work
0:27.6	for the rest of the year to make himself more available to do the podcast
0:30.6	really shows his priorities. And thanks for Craig Heller who introduced us to
0:35.0	the phrase snapping a jam and who sometimes isn't drunk. Chef Jeff is here to
0:40.2	stuff your turkey with his penis. I'm a husband Daniel and I'm thankful every
0:44.6	night that I get to go to bed with this beautiful and talented woman, the
0:48.8	fall asleep and dream that I'm single again. Asking you to hop on board the
0:53.2	love bus and say hello to your new best friend Allison Rosen.
0:57.2	Hello my little cranberries it's me Allison welcome to another exciting
1:25.8	Thursday episode of Allison Rosen's you new best friend and actually it's our
1:30.4	special Thanksgiving episode and you will be hearing or it will be released on
1:34.4	Thanksgiving. I like when that happens bless you Wendy and I do say God bless you
1:39.7	to my dog. We're recording this little bit ahead of time so a crazy thing to
1:44.8	think about chew on this by the time you hear this Jenna will have had her baby
1:50.1	right definitely yeah okay I think it's coming out yeah yeah yeah oh yeah that
1:59.7	is crazy yeah so congratulations thank you thank you it was tough Al passed
2:06.1	out he was great how long were you in labor?
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