“Happy Steve Spurrier Day!”
The Tony Kornheiser Show
This Show Stinks Productions, LLC
4.6 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we will talk to Michael Wilbon about the NBA playoffs and also about the Wizards getting the number one pick in the draft. |
| 0:05.9 | We will also chat with Richard Justice about the passing of Ted Turner and Bobby Cox. But first, commerce. |
| 0:14.4 | Previously, on the Tony Cornheiser show. |
| 0:18.1 | What have I said about cruises? What is my position on cruises? |
| 0:23.2 | You don't go on a cruise. |
| 0:25.7 | No. |
| 0:26.3 | There's not enough ice cream that they could give you to do this. |
| 0:28.7 | And so on this boat, all the ice cream is gone now. |
| 0:31.9 | On this boat, they were giving out ice cream right away. |
| 0:35.9 | All the ice cream is gone because they need the freezer for the dead people. |
| 0:42.8 | The Tony Cornizer show is on now. |
| 0:46.4 | A lot of people talk to me over the weekend about cruising. |
| 0:51.4 | Hardly anybody wants to go on a cruise. |
| 0:53.4 | I know there are thousands and millions of people |
| 0:55.3 | that want to go on cruises, but those who talk to me seem to think that cruising was not the |
| 1:00.8 | world's greatest. So you're not going to Nebraska this week? No, not going to Nebraska. |
| 1:07.9 | You can get cruises everywhere, you know, everywhere that abuts the water. |
| 1:12.9 | Sure, river cruises, things like that. |
| 1:14.4 | River cruises is not what we're talking. |
| 1:16.0 | No, we're talking about high, ocean seas. |
| 1:19.7 | No, we're not, yeah, okay. |
| 1:21.9 | Disney character cruises. |
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