Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to Spec Savers. Book an eye test online.

Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

This is a download from LBC.

Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, a very welcome along to your free podcast for today.

It's nice to have your company.

Thursday.

I feel it's going to be a good day.

I didn't check the weather earlier on,

mainly because I didn't want to depress myself in case they forecast rain.

I think for the weekend, they've said that there's going to be a little, a little bit of water around.

But don't worry about it too much, because we do need it. It'll give the garden that little glowing thing.

So who are the celebrities who feature on the Steve Allen free podcast for today? Here she is. She's not the fairest of them all.

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