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Happy Spring Break and a Look Back on "Chair Model"

Office Ladies

Earwolf

Comedy

4.886.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Happy Spring, all! Let’s take a look back on a classic cringey Michael ep. After a disastrous dinner party, Michael is single and finds himself falling in love with a chair model from an office supply catalog. Meanwhile Kevin and Andy fight to get their parking spaces back from a construction project by confronting the Five Families. We hear from Paul Faust who actually played himself as one of the heads of the Five Families. Jenna spots a sparkling Michael accessory, Creed Bratton gives theories on why the character Creed was trying to score three office chairs, and Angela reveals something pretty special about the chair she’s been using to record Office Ladies. You totally should listen to this episode, no shortn’t about it. Check out Paul Faust’s Survival Kits at 1800Prepare.com

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0:00.0

Hi everyone! Howdy! It is spring. It is. It is springtime. It's springtime and you guys

0:09.2

before we head out on spring break with our families, we wanted to pop in and say hi.

0:14.1

That's right. We are going to give a relicon to chair model this week because coming up

0:22.0

in a few weeks, we're going to be breaking down Scott's tots, which is considered the

0:27.0

cringiest episode of the office. But another episode that was on that cringelist is chair

0:33.7

model. Yeah. And we thought maybe to prep for the cringed factor of Scott's tots, we should

0:39.7

take a moment and relisten to chair model. You know, that's the episode where Michael falls

0:46.8

immediately and deeply in love with a woman sitting in a chair in a magazine. She's in a

0:54.0

cana-log. Yeah. But before we do that, you guys, there was a deleted scene that I didn't

0:58.8

share when we originally broke this episode down. And you know, it really shows you where

1:04.2

Michael is at in his quest for true love. He's asking his co-workers to set him up. Here is his

1:10.3

criteria. Pammy. I don't have anybody. You don't have one single girlfriend? No. I'm not looking

1:17.8

for a perfect 10 here. Just somebody to hang out with. Just fun, healthy young woman. Sorry.

1:23.8

A kindergarten teacher who was great with kids, maybe next model. And now she wants to do something

1:29.2

with her brain. No, I don't. How about a professional volleyball player who models on the side?

1:36.8

Just a fun look. There, here, it doesn't have to be a model. I'm not, don't rule out model.

1:42.4

But just in terms of models, there are like 20 different categories. There's face models,

1:48.2

hand models, body models. Pretty much just a model. Yeah. That's his criteria.

1:55.5

Well, you know, I think maybe he has fallen in love with a chair model. And so he's real stuck

2:02.4

on the model part. Real stuck. My favorite part of that was when he said, I mean, it doesn't have

2:07.6

to be a model, but don't rule out a model. Yeah. Don't take that as permission to not consider models.

2:14.4

Right. Well, buckle in because there is more cringe in store for you. Here is chair model.

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