Happy Skanksgiving!

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Happy Skanksgiving from your two favorite silly gooses. The holiday season is upon us, and we're sharing our gratitude for our family, cats, and our Silly Goose Gang. What did Emily do to her face? How are we feeling about the holidays this year? We get into mindset, public breakups/h**kups, and what Skiing means to Jaime. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humo...

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0:00.0	Would you rather get caught in the act by a stranger or by someone you know?
0:22.5	Probably some a stranger. I'd rather a stranger. I don't want to have to look someone I know in the eyes after that. No, me either. I don't, I never care when it's a stranger. That's why I'm like the naked neighbor. Yeah. Like we were in a high-rise apartment with multiple buildings around me. I'm walking around ass naked. I'm waving at people.
0:23.3	My titty's out.
0:23.5	I'm like,
0:21.0	I don't around ass naked.
0:23.3	I'm waving at people with my titty's out.
0:24.6	I'm like, I don't fucking know you.
0:26.4	And you'll never see you again.
0:27.7	Yeah, now I live in Austin.
0:28.3	Yeah.
0:30.1	Chokes on you.
0:38.9	I was going to surprise you and put a turkey thing on my head and it wrapped around my face.
0:43.3	Do I look more ridiculous with the glasses on or with the glasses off?
0:46.8	I think it's equal.
0:48.0	I like the glasses on.
0:50.4	I like, shout out Uncle Laser for the glasses.
0:52.7	He was like, these suck.
0:55.9	No, they're so cool. And I was like, these are awesome. He was like, they look kind of cool on you. I was like, yeah, damn right. They do motherfucker.
0:59.5	Yeah, one man's trash is another man's treasure. And here we are. Yaha boys. Gitty up.
1:05.5	Hand me down, Central. We're rolling into the holiday season. Oh yeah. You might be listening to this on Tuesday or Wednesday or Thanksgiving.
1:14.8	You're avoiding your family.
1:16.0	You don't want to talk about politics.
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