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Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Mazel Morons and Happy Thanksgiving! We’re kicking things off in proper Good Guys fashion with a full Halloween recap on Thanksgiving, including Ben’s cross-dressing origin story and the moment CVS betrayed him with a wall of XXL Shaq-branded peach gummies. Josh walks us through the peak joys of trick-or-treating with kids, and somehow we immediately pivot into Jewish diners, bergamot-brisket–themed cologne, and whether restaurants should legally be required to add an extra shrimp for the table. We break down the Justin Baldoni lawsuit update, debate why all GLP-1 drugs sound like discontinued Pokémon, and delve into some really juicy Moron Mail: overbearing relatives, inheritance drama, student loan rage, and the chaotic beauty of multi-generational holiday dysfunction. What are ya, nuts?! Love y’all and Happy Holidays! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguys. Ollie - Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Krusteaz - Bring a little extra joy to your kitchen this holiday season with Krusteaz! Visit krusteaz.com to find festive recipes and inspiration for every celebration. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code goodguys at checkout to get 30% off sitewide Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future Ro Body - Go to Ro.co/GOOD for your free insurance check. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:03.8	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.2	They're not the great guys. We're just so good or good or good guys. Whoa. Mazzumorans,
0:33.3	welcome back to the good guys podcast. I'm sorry if I look at my phone a few times. We potentially
0:37.0	might have a caller. So I will let you know. I will keep you updated throughout the episode. It probably won't work out. It will work out. That is so exciting. I love a beautiful live call. And Josh, how is your Halloween? That's what I want to know. What were you? Did you in Paige dress up? What did
0:54.6	the kids dress up as? Did you have trick-or-treaters? Were you trick-or-treating? I need all the
0:59.1	goods. My Halloween was gorgeous. My oldest son Max was a glow-stick ninja because, okay, shy was
1:06.4	was Elmo and Meyer was a cow. And it was just so gosh darn flipping cute. I always say this,
1:15.3	that Halloween and Christmas Eve are the two greatest nights when having children. And it's true.
1:22.5	It lives up to it every time. I love Halloween so much, Josh, so much.
1:28.3	I did make a large error.
1:30.9	We have trick-or-treating in our building.
1:33.4	Do you have to sign up on the list?
1:36.0	Yes, and we are quick to sign up.
1:37.8	Claudia loves it.
1:39.3	And now with literally, they opened the door and it was just Ruby.
1:42.3	He greeted all the trick-or-treaters in this like like, a horse costume. It was super cute. But I forgot to buy candy until the last minute. So, Claude's like, can you run out and get candy? I'm thinking to myself, the shelves are going to be barren. But I went to CVS and lo and behold, Josh, the shelves. I got last licks on candy. I was able to find some butterfingers, some Hershey's.
2:03.8	But then the only thing, the only thing they had a surplus of was double XL shack
2:08.9	gummies.
2:12.7	So literally there's just these kids, they're like, what the hell is this?
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