Happy Sexy Nurses Week! (FULL SHOW 5/11)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

It's National Nurses Week, so we tried to see if humans make better nurses than robots in a themed round of Man vs. Machine. Unfortunately things got sexist pretty quick and Ally got heated. To all the sexy nurses out there, thank you for your service. A new subway line is opening in Los Angeles and Jake took to the streets to see who was excited about it or even knew it existed. Turns out nobody in LA wants to "Ride the D" even if they were paid to do so. We did another Most/Least on the Show, this time focusing on who we believe to be the luckiest & unluckiest. Not surprisingly, Johnny was at the top of all our lists and Ally was at the bottom. Pets are awesome, but they can be dicks. We did a round of Don't Be A Dick: Pets! And discovered there's a lot to love (and hate) about our animals, including the '6am zoomies' and a dog that almost kills her owners on a daily basis by turning on the stove.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.3	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Ta-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?
0:32.2	Are you ready?
0:34.2	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:37.4	Grand and Allie, it's just okay. Just don't like things about you too much.
0:43.7	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.6	Oh, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:48.0	Leave a Clown Allie show.
0:49.7	Let's get the still shouted. The show started. The show started.
0:55.4	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:57.8	Three, two, one.
1:01.1	And here we go.
1:04.5	It's the coffee.
1:05.5	It's the coffee.
1:06.4	I need a good reason to get out of bed.
1:09.6	Got sleep in my eyes, loud in my head. I need a good reason to get out of bed Got sleep in my eyes
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