Happy Playlists, Parenting Meltdowns & Celebrity Shenanigans
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Parents everywhere know there’s a level of frustration where you stop talking… and start blasting Huey Lewis in the garage like your life depends on it. This episode starts with Rizz admitting one of his kids pushed him so far over the edge that he had to activate the emergency happy playlist — and honestly, that may be the most relatable thing ever said on a daily comedy show.
The gang dives deep into the songs guaranteed to rescue your mood, including Bermuda by John Linnell, “Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher,” “Power of Love,” “Stayin’ Alive,” Wilson Phillips, Grateful Dead deep cuts, and enough Motown to heal emotional damage from modern life. Somehow the conversation turns into Michael Jackson hiding under your bed, CPR training from The Office, and whether Poison’s “Nothing But a Good Time” should legally qualify as antidepressants.
Then things escalate exactly the way they always do around here.
There’s major concert news with the Smashing Pumpkins launching a massive anniversary tour for Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness, plus Sonic Temple highlights featuring Shinedown, Daughtry, and Lzzy Hale absolutely crushing live performances. The crew also debates legendary tours after a “greatest concerts of all time” list sparks chaos because apparently U2 and Garth Brooks got disrespected so hard that Moon nearly launched himself through a wall.
Speaking of questionable life decisions, Moon opens up about tattoo regret and realizing some of his old ink now resembles “a Walmart quarter-machine mistake.” The gang breaks down famous rock stars with zero tattoos, including Lars Ulrich, Alice Cooper, Trent Reznor, and Dave Mustaine. Meanwhile, Moon’s tattoos are slowly evolving into what the show describes as “touched-up church Jesus art.” Honestly, no notes.
Celebrity nonsense also reaches elite levels in this episode. Tom Brady apparently debuted a new look that made listeners compare him to Patrick Bateman, an animatronic billionaire, and a rejected Zoolander villain. The crew debates whether Brady’s “perfect guy” magic is finally wearing off after another bizarre fashion appearance. There’s also fake celebrity dating rumors involving Pamela Anderson and Tom Cruise, SNL madness with Chad Smith impersonating Will Ferrell, Paul McCartney showing up with new music nobody expected, and Casey Musgraves performing breakup songs on top of a washing machine because country music symbolism has fully left Earth.
As always, this daily comedy show somehow mixes music nerdery, parenting meltdowns, celebrity gossip, nostalgic chaos, weird news, and absolutely unnecessary side conversations into one giant sarcastic fever dream. It’s basically group therapy for people who laugh at inappropriate moments and still think “Stayin’ Alive” is a medically useful song.
If you love comedy podcasts, funny celebrity gossip, weird stories, sarcastic humor, music debates, and total morning show chaos straight out of St. Louis, this episode has everything except emotional maturity.
And yes… somebody absolutely ends the show talking about porno birthdays. Because professionalism is dead.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Center. So we all know Dobbs, they've been a St. Louis institution since 1976. |
| 0:07.5 | We all know they're the place with the best new tire prices in town, and that's guaranteed. |
| 0:12.7 | What you might not know is that they send you a complementary digital vehicle condition report every time you come in for service or tires. |
| 0:20.5 | What's that? Simple. It's |
| 0:22.1 | photos, videos, and expert advice you could trust to keep you rolling. It's sent right to your phone |
| 0:27.5 | to put you in the driver's seat on every repair. You get to see what the taxi. Full trust, |
| 0:33.2 | full transparency. And Dobbs offers the fixed forever warranty, which guarantees the parts and labor |
| 0:39.3 | on their auto service for as long as you own your car. That's not something you could get just |
| 0:44.1 | anywhere. Whatever you drive, do yourself a favor, bring it to Dobbs. They've got locations all over |
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| 2:01.1 | victoraminshealth.com. All right, St. Louis, Real Talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster, and I didn't want the headache. So I called the happy roof company, and I couldn't be happier. Because, yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, solid workmanship, high-end materials. It looks like it belongs on the house, not some |
| 2:36.0 | patch and prey repair. And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. If you've got |
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| 3:02.5 | Because who doesn't want a happy ending. |
| 3:17.3 | All right. Listener discretion is advised. |
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