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Some things never change.

Oh my gosh.

I cannot believe it.

New Year's.

It's here.

We're in a new year. Wow. I do like even years. For some reason, I just feel better

when we're in an even numbered year. I don't know what it is. I prefer even numbers. So I welcome.

You like things to be divisible by two. Yeah, I do. I really do. You want to have a very clear

half. Yes. Right. None of this like 33 and a third crap.

You know what I mean? No, no, no, no. I feel unsettled on an odd numbered year. I get it. You got to have nice even things. Yeah. Well. It feels better. So, hello. Hi. Do you have any plans for New Year's? Are you doing anything fun? Do you? I actually have plans this year.

I'm so excited because usually I'm less like New Year's on the couch and I'm asleep before midnight.

Yeah, yeah.

That night. Are you doing anything fun? Do you... I actually have plans this year. I'm so excited because usually I'm less like New Year's on the couch and I'm asleep before midnight. That's my... Every year. The 9 p.m. East Coast feed of the ball drop is my friend. Exactly. That's what we do every year. But this year, we're going out of town. What? I have actual plans for New Year's. Here's why. Yeah, because Michael turns 50 this week.

It's his 50th birthday. It's Michael's 50th. He won't let me tell you when his actual birthday is,

but it's very close to Christmas and he's always been bitter growing up because he always got, the joint gift, the Christmas slash birthday gift. So it's either the 24th or the 26th.

I can't say. I'm not allowed to say. I could look up, it costs me 10 bucks to do a medium

background check on Michael. I can find out his birthday, whatever, he's got parking tickets.

You just go on Facebook and it's probably on there. Exactly. He's not right. Yeah.

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