Happy New Year You Kickin' Camels | We Start 2026 with a Comedy Podcast That Immediately Breaks the Studio
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.7 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 169 minutes
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Summary
The Rizzuto Show is back for 2026… technically. New year, new cameras, same absolute disaster. In this episode of the daily comedy podcast, the crew returns from a long holiday break only to discover that nothing works, everyone’s a little feral, and someone absolutely should not have approved live camels in a church.
Rizz walks us through how he may or may not have secretly organized the entire building to take an extra vacation day (solidarity, comrades), while Lern admits she spent her time off deep-cleaning the studio like a maniac with a Shark vacuum. The gang recaps Rizz Show Live at The Pageant, including glitter showers, lipstick punishments, inflatable gingerbread burlesque, Clownvis chaos, and a prize winner who reacted to a 70-inch TV like it was an unexpected parking ticket.
There are laughs, there are emotional moments, and there’s a real conversation about the loss of Moon's father, family, and gratitude — followed immediately by a story about a camel kicking a woman in the face during a Christmas pageant, because balance. The crew debates whether humans wildly overestimate their ability to fight animals, why people keep bringing live creatures into places they shouldn’t be, and how society keeps finding new ways to be confidently incorrect.
You’ll also get holiday horror stories, studio paranoia, zip-tied doors, the Pick ‘Em Challenge drama, generational beef over the term “Karen,” and proof that coming back from vacation should be illegal. It’s chaotic, heartfelt, sarcastic, and exactly what you expect from a daily comedy podcast that refuses to start the year calmly.
Welcome back. Let’s make 2026 weird.
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Daily Show Notes:
- A woman was kicked by a camel during a Christmas performance at Champion Forest Baptist Church
- Nearly 3% of Americans believe they could beat a grizzly bear unarmed
- Gen Z picks its own ‘Karen’ name: Sorry, ‘Jessica
- The 13 Biggest Pop Culture Moments That Got Everyone Talking in 2025
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| 1:15.0 | Okay, so Mike one. |
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| 2:02.3 | Oh, first joke of 2026. Got it off. Before the intro music is even off. Scott? Yes, sir. All right, that works. All right, we're back. It's 2026. Some of us are... Yeah, the lights work. Holy crap. The new cameras are making us all look like cast for the ghost. Oh, really? How does it look? Oh, we got new cameras. I wouldn't say. We look like death itself, honestly. Ready yet. Well, if it looks like I weigh like 30 pounds more, that is true. The camera didn't add. That's an actual reality. Okay. Now, how do they look? Let me see. How do they look? A little washed out. We're gonna dial them in. Yeah, we gotta get it balanced. It's fine. It's been, what, three weeks since we've been on the air? Bright light, no sound, says the chat. Oh, bright light, no sound. Okay. It's 2026. Wait, no sound. No, no, it's, it's all right. Where's sounding? |
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