Happy New Year everybody.

Happy, new year, I hope that this next year. I hope that this next year it's so random. You know every year starts every

year. I mean do we really have to wait on some Greco-Roman

fucking pagan marker of what starts the year.

I mean it's not even lined up with the sun.

A year should start at the winter solstice, December 21st.

That should be where the... I don't know why it's January 1st.

Why am I angry?

Anyway, I hope you had a good year.

This is exciting though. It gives you an opportunity to feel like

change is imminent that you are an agent of your own destiny.

You feel like this one.

This first week of January,

you feel like this is gonna be the year

that doesn't suck like last year.

And then February rolls around, you're like,

now this one's gonna suck too.

But you give it a shot.

I got a resolute.

I'm a big believer in resolutions because I feel like even if it only lasts a month.

You did it for a month. I know sober January is like a big new thing that people are doing.

I am doing, what do I got? I wrote them them down my new year's resolutions are I'm going to do

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