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The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Happy New Year 2021!

The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Starburns Audio, Jo Koy

Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jo and Dre are back together, virtually this week, to welcome in the New Year! They discuss kids being more alien than humans now that they have so much access to technology. They then dig into culture vultures and country-rap having to give credit where credit is due. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:34.6

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0:58.8

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1:12.8

What's up, Dre? You sound good, Dre. Got some satellites in here.

1:19.8

What's up? What you did? Yeah. Did you see it on? Like there's like a three pack. I need that.

1:26.8

I have one upstairs and then one in the living room and then one in the office.

1:31.8

You know what I want to do? I want to capture an alien and let that motherfucker sit by my computer the whole time.

1:38.8

If anyone knows how to work the internet, if anyone knows how to work the internet, it's the aliens that gave it to us.

1:48.8

Hey, hey, uh, hey, uh,

1:53.8

a blaz bomb.

1:56.8

That's bomb. Hey, blaz bomb.

1:59.8

Yes, Mr. Koy.

2:01.8

What's wrong with my wife? I, oh, Mr. Koy, you have to.

2:08.8

Hey, man, seek this cord in your ass hole. Look at the sky.

2:16.8

All right, just shut the fuck up, blaz bomb.

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