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Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show

before we get going here's some stuff you should know

to tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he says potato salad or sweat to God

Those expressions are comedic little darling if time means the truth he always says to George

Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt

time's almost always joking when he says added it out the intro goes long

Because Todd's so big-hearted other podcast and before his get started.

The intros are recorded on the phone, but don't worry.

The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, the podcasters Association voted the Time Glass Show and Number One

So welcome to the show.

Hey everybody.

This is the opening to the opening of the show.

That's right.

So I'm on the road and I started just recording this opening which will explain itself

But then I realized something and I stopped doing this as much as I used to sometimes I'm doing these shows into the phone and I put my thumb over the phone.

Last week we had to, I did it during like three minutes of the show, so I'm being very aware of that

from now on.

So during the show, if there's ever a point I did it two or three times and I was doing

today's show I just told Aristotle to like you know just make a little sound with like a

ding dong and that means that's why it made an abrupt cut from one place to another.

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