Happy Hour 12/7/17 - Health Lessons From The Very Unhealthy Michael Rapaport

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🗓️ 7 December 2017

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Chaps is in town for the Army-Navy game this weekend, and his decision-making on what to order for lunch would surprise you. Michael Rapaport tries to give Chaps healthy suggestions in between loud, sickly-sounding coughs. Donald Trump is getting roasted on the internet because it seems like his dentures were falling out during a very important speech. Pres tells a story about what Captain Cons did at last year's Army-Navy game.

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0:00.0	Hey, barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify
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0:08.2	All right.
0:09.2	We're back.
0:12.2	Over the break, we had a wild exchange where Zah came in, took the lunch orders of the
0:17.2	radio crew, and Chaps said, I'll do some pizza.
0:20.7	I want pizza.
0:22.0	Thought about it for a minute, and he's like, actually, I'm trying to eat healthier.
0:26.2	I'm not going to go, be this dead serious, you know?
0:28.3	Because I'm not going to do that.
0:30.5	I want to watch my weight throw me some steak teriyaki in Chinese food.
0:36.2	Like absolutely in what world?
0:38.4	I mean, to the point, we had like, wait, what just happened?
0:42.8	Like you, you think Chinese foods have a thing?
0:45.5	No, I was going to get the white rice if we would have known on.
0:48.6	No, carbs in that thing.
0:49.6	But when you watch your white rice, you didn't say that.
0:51.3	You said steak teriyaki in Chinese food.
0:53.6	You just wanted like, yeah.
0:54.6	You didn't even worry anything specific about the Chinese food.
0:56.6	You just wanted like whatever the fuck you would get you.
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