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Happy Holidays, Your Cat Is Obese - NMR #99

Shaken and Disturbed

John Thrasher and Daryn Carp

Comedy, News, True Crime, News Commentary, Improv

4.6549 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Magic had a checkup and things are...heavy. John thanks the listeners for their kindness and love. Daryn's mom got her the ultimate holiday gift!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! WE LOVE YOU!

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0:00.0

Hi everyone. Welcome back to Shake It and Disturb.

0:10.2

Yes.

0:11.7

Well, it's NMR. So it's NMR. It's really more radish. It's like garden time.

0:17.7

That's right. It's garden time, if you will. We garden.

0:20.5

Absolutely. It's your mom here, John and your mother or your father, Darren, Father God, if you will.

0:27.5

Two moms, John.

0:28.8

Two moms. Can you imagine? What is this? What kind of woke agenda are we living in here?

0:33.4

Yeah.

0:35.0

Um, Darren.

0:35.9

What kind of futuristic life are we living with two moms?

0:39.9

Darren is not in her usual setup, right, Darren?

0:43.9

So your audio is a little bit different than usual.

0:46.0

Audio's a little different and my lighting's a little bit different.

0:49.5

I'm in New York.

0:50.3

I also have more makeup on than I normally do because I was on the Today show this morning. Oh, just casual. Yeah. So it's all part of it, John. I saw they announced the new Today Show co-host, which was not you, which was shocking to me at least. Well, can you believe it? Can you believe that? The new co-host is Chanel and I'm very excited for her. She's going to be, she's a great picture. Awesome. I'm still angry. It wasn't you, but, you know, we'll just have to take our time. I just want to close the shade as you talk to the audience about what we're getting into. So just hold on one second. Sure. Go do your thing. Darren's going to adjust her setup here. I just want to wait for Darren to come back, guys. She's just walking around. She's at her friend's place. She's slowly returning. She's wearing a tie-dye hoodie. What did you say about it? Just that you're the worst. You'll have to listen to the show to find out. Oh, that's good. That's wearing a tie-dye hoodie. I'm just saying you're the worst. Just that you're the

1:45.4

worst. You'll have to listen to the show to find out. Oh, that's good. That's a perfect holiday

1:48.7

episode to start with because I ain't kind of a grinch. Exactly. I did want to just kick off

1:54.2

the show, though. I wanted to say a special thank you to everyone who reached out. I recently

1:58.7

lost my mom, which was really shocking to the system. I did post

2:04.1

about it on social media, but so many of you commented and DM'd me. And I just really appreciate

2:10.6

all the love. One of the things I said, that's what I was going to say. Like, it was just so nice

2:15.6

to see the community that we have built here with this show because everyone was just so kind. So thank you so much. It's a weird thing like losing a parent, you know, like the adjustment of your reality is just very weird, you know, and shocking. So. Yeah, I mean, you only get, I mean, you have multiple parents.

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