Today, you actually got disgusted by your own burp and fart because in the morning,

it was quiet morning time and it was like nobody's really talking yet because it's that part of

the day when we're just like, fuck, it's Monday. And then you go, oh, let's just, oh, oh,

I don't remember anything. You did that to yourself. Definitely not necessary to say whether it was

like you farted or you quieved or you like, I don't remember any of it, but you were like

actually disgusted by your own burp. You were like, oh, that was very unpleasant. I was like

finally, he understands me because you always disgust me, honey, but constantly all day, all night.

You're lucky, lady.

Well, we could definitely say that Christmas becomes something brand new when you have a baby. Christmas

becomes something important when your boyfriend is born on the 29th of December. You have a boyfriend.

Of December like yours is. And then Christmas is something when you're dating a Christian Catholic

boy, which what you are. Yeah, but I'm not, I'm not religious at all. Your Irish and your Catholic,

if you don't acknowledge Christmas, I didn't say any acknowledge Christmas. You make broad leaps,

bro. You really do. You make broad jumps because you were just about to try and deny Christmas.

I don't know why not at all. Do you not believe in Santa Claus? No, I believe in, I believe

Jesus is Santa. There you go. There you go. No, I, listen, I don't like the idea of Santa Claus.

I got to tell you that right now. I do not like the idea of Santa Claus. I actually just finished

reading the book. Can't remember the guy's name off hand, but it was the best seller lying is what

it's called. Basically, it's, you know, using real, real broad strokes to tell you why lying,

you should never ever lie. Some of it is just a little too over the top. Like if you know,

you're going to die a cancer and you shouldn't tell the kid, you should tell the kid the truth,

all that stuff. What book is this? It's called lying. Like I said, I don't remember. So the name of

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