Happy Holidays and Fan Phone Call

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2012

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

On this special Christmas Eve episodito, Alison shares her thoughts on a variety of holiday topics and then ushers in the return of the Fan Phone Call segment which was a beloved staple of the Ustream show Alison did out of her living room in Brooklyn. We also did one Just Me Or Everyone and one HGFY.

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0:00.0	This is Corolla Digital.
0:30.0	Hello, my little candy canes. It's me, Allison. This is a special, unusual, festive, holiday-themed,
0:41.4	short, fan-phone call filled episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. It is now Christmas Eve.
0:49.6	You're probably tucked in bed with a belly full of, well, I don't know. Did you have a traditional
0:58.8	Christmas Eve dinner? Do people have traditional Christmas Eve dinners? I don't think so. I think they just
1:02.7	have Christmas dinners. I don't know. What I'm trying to say is this, this is going to be different
1:09.0	than the other episodes, but it's going to be just as great. I am sure of it. Here's a thing.
1:15.6	Gary and I have a lot of really great episodes in the can. That's industry lingo for, I mean,
1:21.6	we've recorded them already. I was going back and forth about whether we should release them over
1:26.3	these two weeks, the Christmas and New Year's weeks, but the thing is, the other shows on the
1:32.7	network are taking a break. Plus, I don't know if you guys are downloading shows on Christmas Eve
1:37.2	and New Year's Eve, but then some of you probably really do want shows. I cannot deprive you of
1:42.0	fresh content as fresh and festive and pine-centred as this. Hence, you get this. Actually, I think
1:51.8	that I'm causing Gary just a little bit of heartburn, maybe, because I don't even know what
1:58.1	exactly this episode is going to entail. I have some ideas. I think it's going to be one just
2:02.7	me or everyone. One, hey, go fuck yourself. A lot of fan phone calls. And I need to discuss something
2:08.1	first, which is I made a grave mistake with a huge error in judgment. Here's what happened.
2:14.4	I was eating a salad. Daniel was going to throw away the crumbs in a bag of tortilla chips.
2:20.5	And I said, wait, no, don't throw this out. Can I have them? And I turned them over. I upended
2:27.2	the bag of tortilla shards into my salad. And I thought it'll be like croutons. One lodged
2:34.3	in the roof of my mouth. I don't think it's there, but it scraped the hell. It's like I ate glass.
2:39.6	Don't ever mistake tortilla crumbs for croutons. The flavor was great, but the pain is not worth it.
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