Happy Heauxlidays!
Food 4 Thot
Domino Sound
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2019
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Heaux, Heaux Heaux, Binches! The holidays are here and we're talking mistletoe and Mistle-Hoes! Are you celebrating the holidays or are you coping your way through them? Can we, as queer folk, go fully homo for the holidays when we go home, or is home too sacred for our fullest Thotty selves?
We hang your mistletoe with a heaux-li-day rendition of Homonym, Dennis blesses you with A Thotty X-mas Story about a hanging chad, and for dessert we get a little monstrous.
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| 0:00.0 | May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get |
| 0:08.0 | 10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Oh, |
| 0:25.0 | oh, welcome to Food for Thought. A podcast, Gabfest, we're in a multiracial mix of queer riders gather on the table |
| 0:36.8 | to talk about sex. |
| 0:37.8 | All identity, who, culture, what we like to read, and who we like to read and who we like to read. |
| 0:45.0 | I hate you, Tommy. |
| 0:46.0 | Who for a thought? |
| 0:47.0 | It's beginning to look a lot like thickness. I'm looking directly at thick-ass producer Alex. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh no. |
| 0:58.0 | The thickening is near. |
| 1:00.0 | The thickening is in the house. |
| 1:02.0 | Ficker than a rue Alex de Palma. |
| 1:05.0 | That's funny house. |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, welcome back. |
| 1:09.0 | I am Tommy Tebes Pico. |
| 1:11.0 | I am an indigenous American poet, a screenwriter, and my sexuality is gummy hot dogs. Oh, ew. I'm Dennis Norris II and I'm a reader and a writer a former figure skater and I'd like to be your missile how |
| 1:28.0 | I'm Joseph Osmonson scientist non-fiction writer and my sexuality is sending |
| 1:34.8 | Nudes to my boyfriend of all the men I want to fuck. No don't do that. It's so wrong. He likes it. Can he in fact keep a man? Probably not. |
| 1:42.1 | Probably not. Probably not. Stephen if you're listening psychological work. |
| 1:43.0 | Yes, I'm Fran, I'm a writer, editor, and I can smell Dennis's |
| 1:48.0 | Cinnamon Dolce Late from here. |
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