My name is Graham Isidore.

I have a progressive eye disease called Caritoconis.

And maying I'm losing my vision has been hard, but explaining it to other people has been harder.

Lately, I've been trying to talk about it.

Short-sighted is an attempt to explain what vision loss feels like by exploring how it sounds.

By sharing my story, we get into all the things you don't see about hidden disabilities.

Short-sighted from CBC's personally, available now.

Thank you, Hello?

Hello, my spooky friend.

Oh, I'm scared stiff.

I don't like this one bit.

Well, let me just say that what I'm looking at, I certainly don't like, because it seems to me that my dear podcast friend has been replaced by, dare I say it? I know you hate her, but Marlborough fucking read.

Oh, mate, and let it be known I'm a method actor, so all day I've been getting into that

cesspit of a frame of mind. I looked up some of her catchphrases

and it's things like,

are broken horny and things like that.

I'll just be trying to get into that

headspace.

Fucking Marble-Read.

I didn't know that there was so much,

you know, online about Marlborette,

including catchphrases,

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