HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Stassi
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4.4 • 15K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Stassi’s in full Halloween mode with C-O-Lo French! Between birthday shoutouts and planning her big pre-Halloween bash, she shares Hartford’s hilarious Disney costume contest moment—aka the “walked straight off the stage” debut. Then it’s on to her shockingly great dentist visit complete with laughing gas, Gilmore Girls, and a cashmere blanket. The girls dive into TikTok’s latest trend —Christmas in February? Re-grouping the months? Stassi swears the year really starts in September—and debate whether early Christmas lights mean you’re happy… or just holding on. Plus, the final showdown: candy or baked goods?
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| 0:00.0 | Happy |
| 0:11.8 | Happy Halloween |
| 0:15.8 | And happy birthday |
| 0:18.1 | Don't think I was going to leave out anyone |
| 0:20.4 | Who Whose birthday it is this week. |
| 0:24.3 | Do you know, sad that would be? |
| 0:25.8 | I was just thinking that would be really cool. |
| 0:27.5 | No, sad if I didn't say happy birthday and I only said happy Halloween. |
| 0:30.8 | Oh, yeah, it would be sad. |
| 0:31.8 | The listeners whose birthdays are this week today, tomorrow, the next day. You would let them down for a whole year. Yeah. Like they'd been anticipating me telling them happy fucking birthday. Oh. And I skipped over it. Like, no. Absolutely not. So happy birthday to you. Also, how cool to have a birthday right by Halloween. Yeah. I was always so... C. L. Lowe French is here. |
| 0:56.4 | I was always so jealous of the kids |
| 1:00.2 | who had birthdays on or around Halloween. |
| 1:03.3 | There was one particular friend |
| 1:04.8 | who's had a birthday on Halloween. |
| 1:06.9 | And we kind of were like rivals. |
| 1:10.5 | That's my recollection of it. |
| 1:12.3 | Because you were jealous? |
| 1:13.2 | My mom always says that like she bullied me and I'm like, I don't think she did, mom. |
| 1:18.3 | I think I might have bullied her. |
| 1:20.5 | Oh. |
| 1:21.1 | I think, but like I don't remember. |
| 1:23.1 | I just remember us always fighting. |
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