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It started with a single insect, no bigger than a tick-tack.

With wings, tucks beneath an olive-green shell, it marched haplessly across the counter towards me.

More accurately, towards the condensation ring around the half-melted icy,

the one I'd forgotten on the counter.

By mine registered the bug's presence of full three seconds before the proper reaction set in,

I looked down from the book I'd been reading all afternoon, noticed a veer-decent ant-like creature,

and looked back at my book.

Then quite unexpectedly, a sense of panic, roundhouse kicked me in the face.

I screamed, something the book down on top of the insect, and shouted to my co-worker,

Jerry!

Code green!

Get the kit!

Jerry, who had spent the last two hours sitting on a milk crate behind the counter,

watched clips from RuPaul's drag race on his phone, suddenly sprang into action.

I'm on it, yelled, as he dove over the counter, taking the entire powerball display with him,

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