Happy Gracia: Watford stay perfect, West Ham struggle and Arsenal muddle through
Football Ramble
Stak Production
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🗓️ 3 September 2018
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
The sun is shining for Watford as they simultaneously ruffle Spurs’ feathers and give us all a lesson in parenting. At Liverpool, Alisson Becker gives hope of a recall to The Substitute Keeper and Joe Hart knackers himself seeing off Paul Pogba’s silly run up.
We have an unsolicited update on Pete’s vendettas where the emails are supposed to be, discover that Phil Neville knows his ice cream and are disappointed to hear of some very unFulhamish behaviour.
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Further reading:
The planes are circling Ed Woodward:
Ipswich still can’t win an Old Farm derby:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/sep/02/ipswich-town-norwich-city-championship-match-report
Manuel Pellegrini thinks West Ham should be worried. Everyone agrees:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45385343
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| 0:00.0 | I always had a short attention span, could barely sit through a cartoon, let alone a maths class. |
| 0:05.0 | I knew a 9 to 5 was never for me, so I joined the Navy. They trained me to focus when it really matters, term our weaknesses to strengths. |
| 0:13.0 | Last year I was losing ground at school, now I'm gaining it all, skills, qualifications, a future, me, Danny, born in Scarborough, made in the Royal Navy. |
| 0:26.0 | Start your journey, search mid in the Royal Navy. |
| 0:32.0 | Lift off! |
| 0:34.0 | Why did you do that? |
| 0:35.0 | We said press the button when I say lift off, otherwise I look stupid. |
| 0:38.0 | Well you've clicked start and then you said lift off. |
| 0:40.0 | Peter, I need that on the file. |
| 0:42.0 | Peter, lift off. |
| 0:45.0 | Be the wind in these sales ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the football rambulant! |
| 0:49.0 | Whatford with another wind, Westown with another loss, and Brendan Rogers gets one over Steven Gerard. |
| 0:54.0 | Away we go! |
| 1:09.0 | Welcome back everybody. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.0 | Lift is off. |
| 1:12.0 | We've lifted off and we've cleared the tower. |
| 1:14.0 | I say welcome back as if we've been sat here since Thursday. |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.0 | We've been here some of us have markers. |
| 1:19.0 | We have well. |
| 1:20.0 | After every show we take a tablet and we just follow sleep for three days. |
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