Happy Gilmore 2 Made Me MAD

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🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Join Opie for a wild Monday live stream from Long Island’s East End, where he dives into New York City’s never-ending war on rats, Mayor Adams’ quirky rat birth control plan, and a scathing takedown of Happy Gilmore 2 that’ll leave you questioning Adam Sandler’s choices. From vending machines dispensing Narcan and live crabs to a viral “Big Butt Starfish” discovery in Argentina, Opie’s got stories that range from hilarious to bizarre. Plus, he reflects on his radio days, shares a heartfelt nod to the late Vic Henley, and celebrates Jen Powell, the first female MLB umpire—while stirring the pot with some spicy takes on Trump, traditions, and societal change. Buckle up for a rant-filled, laugh-packed episode of Opie Radio!

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0:00.0	No.
0:01.2	Ha ha.
0:02.2	Ha.
0:03.4	Ha.
0:04.4	Mama, Genesis.
0:07.9	All right.
0:08.2	Not the best.
0:08.9	Not the best.
0:09.6	But good morning, everybody.
0:10.5	Welcome to my live stream.
0:12.4	We are way out east on Long Island on this Monday.
0:19.4	Ah, it's a Monday.
0:55.6	We just had two glorious beach days and now we got to deal with them. Oh, I don't have to deal with a Monday. Wait a minute. I don't work anymore. Oh, I kind of work. Do I work? Yeah, I sort of work. I do something I love. So is it work? I don't know. When you get a retire? I don't know. Why would I retire if I just enjoy doing this? This is like a hobby at this point. Do you retire from your hobbies? Hell no. Let's say hi to a few people. We got Ralph, Ralph P. in New York City. Good morning, G.H. listening here from good old New York City.
1:07.1	Well, Ralph, you know that Mayor Adams, oh my God, the great Mayor Adams has declared war on rats.
1:17.1	New York City's war on rats has begun again. Oh, my God. What are they going to do differently this time? What are they going to do? And you know, over the years, people have said,
1:22.1	you know, there are more rats than people in New York City. I'm actually imitating myself because I have said that many,
1:30.1	many times. You know, there's more rats in New York City than people. Turns out that's not true.
1:37.2	It's not true. They actually did a very concise counting of the rats. I don't know how you
1:43.5	have a very concise counting of the rats. I don't know how you have a very concise counting of the rats.
1:47.3	And they discovered back in 2014 that there were two million rats in New York City.
1:55.1	And then they did a concise counting of the rats only a year or two ago and they realized, oh my God,
2:03.0	we now have three million rats in New York City. And between 2014 and current day, we had
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