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The Toast

Happy Fraudiversary: Friday, May 15th, 2026

The Toast

Dear Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

1. Unusual way Taylor Swift is inviting guests to Travis Kelce wedding after details leak (Page Six) (22:28) 2. Dylan Sprouse and Wife Barbara Palvin Expecting Their First Baby Together (PEOPLE) (30:17) 3. Jason Biggs and wife Jenny Mollen split after 18 years of marriage (Page Six) (36:56) 4. Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt split 5 months after welcoming baby girl (Page Six) (41:10) 5. Love Island USA’s Nic Calls Olandria Romance Criticism ‘Overdone’: ‘Not Giving It Any More Attention’ (US Weekly) (48:34) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (55:43) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning girlies, it's the toast.

0:07.0

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

0:13.0

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

0:18.0

We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Yeah, that's right. Murasukas. Oh my God. Ben's new vocals, Tim, is because, like, is saying motherfucker, but he says Murasoka. From, I don't know why. Where does that come from? I've no idea. He says it 1,000 times a day. Let me tell you, it never ceases to make me giggle. And now I'm saying it, muta sucker. Okay. Happy Friday, it's super swirly. It's not super swirly. Well, it actually is because you're always yelling at me. And by always, I mean that one time for cursing. This is a family-friendly show and people listen in the car with their kids. And so, yeah, Murasuka. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, kids. Don't, kids. Don't smoke. Stay in school. Listen to your mommy. Always and forever and give lots of hugs and kisses. Yeah. There we go. Now we can end the show. Happy, we can start the show. Happy Friday. Hope everybody had a part delicious week. We're going to cap it off with a delicious show. We've got Queenie and Weenie. We've got stories on stories. I've got a little Real House size of Rhode Island recap. Yeah. You have to watch it. I'm going to. I told you I'm traveling. And so I'm going to watch it on the plane, even though like I'm totally going to sleep on the plane. But sure, yeah, I'll watch it. I have every intention to like you don't. And it's so good. What did I do last night?

1:47.9

What did I do last night? I have every intention to, like, you don't.

1:47.7

And it would have last night, what did I do last night?

1:48.8

Co-slept.

1:51.1

Oh, it took a long time to get those two to bed.

1:56.6

You know what I did last night that I actually wanted to do with you one night in the future when you're free?

1:57.4

I would love to co-sleep with you.

1:59.5

No, I played Mahjong online, but like you're free. Oh, I would love to go sleep with you. No, I played Mahjong online, but like you

2:04.1

video in so you can talk with your friend. Not with stranger, sorry. So it was like Saturday night

2:09.2

Zoom during COVID. Yes, exactly. Now the interface is like a little janky. I kept getting

2:14.2

like cut out, but we could see and hear each other while also playing Moshag.

2:18.3

It was basically like we were in the same room.

2:19.8

No, that's a lot.

2:21.0

I think that's a lot.

2:21.7

I loved it.

2:22.8

I loved it.

2:23.5

No, but maybe we could play at night together whenever I see you.

2:28.2

Oh, we could play when I see you.

2:29.8

We could play when I see you this weekend.

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