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Run That Prank

Happy Ending

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 is in need of therapy and is not sure if a "happy ending" is on the menu.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.0

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:09.7

And the subject is, she's getting more from him than money.

0:13.2

And guess what?

0:14.3

It's a three-parter.

0:15.8

This is a good one right here.

0:17.3

We'll get to it in just a few.

0:19.4

But right now, it is time for the nephew and today's

0:22.5

prank phone call. What you got for is Neff? Shirley, we're looking for something special today.

0:29.4

It's the way you said that. We're looking for happy endings. Happy endings. Yes, let that marinate. Let that marinate. All right. Are you sure? Cat dog, if you would. Let's see if we can get up some happy ending. Let's go. Hello. Therapy and is Judy speaking? How may I help you? Yeah, I'm trying to come in and get some therapy done.

0:54.9

I was in an accident at my job. You know, I got injured like a week and a half ago. I ain't been able to go back to work for my back and my leg. They say, you know, I haven't broke any bones and nothing, but it's, you know, it's real sore, real stiff and hard to get out of bed. So I wanted to see, you know, what it take to get a therapist and start getting some type of treatment.

0:56.1

Okay. Well, sir, what we typically do is we ask for our patients to come in, you know, check out our facility, and so we can also assess you, you know, see where the damage is, the majority of it, and, you know, then get you to a therapist. So if you would like to come in, we can definitely do that for you. Okay, do you know, see where the damage is, the majority of it, and, you know, then get you to a therapist.

1:30.6

So if you would like to come in, we can definitely do that for you.

1:31.0

Okay.

1:34.3

Do you know what the therapist actually do when they're doing the treatment?

1:39.7

Well, if you come in, sir, we can definitely direct you to any of our three therapists that we have on site right now, but each one specializes in a particular field.

1:46.4

So it's more beneficial for you if you come in, and then we can assess you and then direct

1:50.5

you to that particular therapist, okay?

1:53.0

Okay, so how many of y'all do y'all have?

1:55.9

We have three.

1:56.8

There's Marty, Brenda, and Cecilia here.

1:59.6

Okay.

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