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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Happy Birthday To ME!

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: I don’t look 40? Thank you! Grieving is weird. ASK MY MOM: Happy Birthday To ME! Today’s Quote: What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be. — Ellen Burstyn Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Get FREE motivational texts from my Mom! Mama Texts Our Amazing Partners: PAIRED It’s a relationship app for couples. You and your partner download the app, “Pair” together and every day Paired gives you questions, quizzes and games to have fun, stay connected and deepen your conversations. PAIRED.COM/KRAMER to get a 7-day free trial and 25% off if you sign up for a subscription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This question alone may start fights within the relationship. That question is when it comes to your

0:05.1

birthday, are you supposed to play in your own activity or do you expect your partner to come to

0:11.4

you and say, here's what we're doing for your birthday? And then we kind of talked about this a

0:15.0

little bit with a 40th, but in general in your relationship, because after all this birthday talk

0:19.0

this week, she's saying, wait a minute, I'm feeling a little screwed all because of what my boyfriend

0:24.8

has done for my birthday. Should she be upset? You could decide today on the show. Hi, my name's

0:31.2

Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy. You're not just any mama's boy. You're a

0:37.5

certified mama's boy. And this is the certified mama's boy podcast. What's up? How are we? Welcome to

0:45.3

the 27th edition, wait April 27th edition. You seem trying to say here, certified mama's boy. This

0:52.0

is a podcast that has three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives

0:57.9

out loud. We laugh a lot and we love our mom, my co-host Nancy. Hi, mom.

1:02.7

Hi, honey. Well, this might shock you, but apparently you cannot

1:07.1

bruise your tailbone by sitting on a mattress. I have learned that today, I was today years old

1:14.6

when I learned that it's actually not possible. If you're just tuning in for the first time this

1:19.0

week, I thought I bruised my tailbone and I thought I did this because I went and I went to go,

1:27.1

I just sat on my mattress. Literally, I just kind of plopped down on my bed, not like hard,

1:30.8

though. I just kind of just like plopped and all of a sudden I had this like radiating pain for

1:34.8

my tailbone. I was like, oh my god. And so for the past week, I've assumed that I had bruised

1:40.4

my tailbone. And apparently, and I've done this a few years ago, same kind of thing when I lived

1:46.8

in Phoenix. And it hurt for a long time. And so I was thinking it was kind of the same thing.

1:55.2

So I went to the chiropractor today. For some, I'd been to this guy. And he kind of looked at me

1:59.5

like I was crazy. He was like, you can't really bruise your tailbone. He's like, tell him.

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