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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Happy Birthday Queen Christine!

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The Great Christine Marie Evans has a milestone birthday and the gang is celebrating her. Bobby pampered her with thoughtful gifts. Jay took her to see live music and bought her a car. | What happens when someone more famous than you dies on the same day? Absolutely nothing to you. Hulk Hogan, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and Ozzy Osbourne all died within days of each other. Comedian Rob Shapiro died also and not a peep was said about him. | Bobby had gigs in Maine over the weekend and forgot all his bags. He is quite angry about it and blames his wife for not having his back. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.

0:05.0

Hi, this is Cher. Today we wish a very special happy birthday to the queen of the bonfire,

0:14.0

Christine Marie Evans. Now let's celebrate her by turning back time and playing our favorite Christine drops over the years because she's the best in the biz and we love her.

0:23.0

I'm a fucking washed up whore. I haven't done coke in almost a decade, but I guess I'll go fuck myself.

0:28.8

I'm so good at Shakespeare. You want to go back to going down on me for an hour every time we fuck?

0:34.7

We would just like jerk off next to each other on bears or hump each other's legs. My tight little ass is so wet waiting for you. I'd argue that part of my job is looking at black dick. I could have a black child. I am a genius. That's when they rape you to show you what a homo you are. I'm all for weird sex. You dump me? I'm trying to fuck Justin. You're a Jew. I'm a dancer. I dance every day. Well, you shit all over the apartment. Oh, so funny. I have my headphones on. I can't hear. I have music playing. One guy like couldn't stop trying to put it at my butt. I fuck fives and sixes. I didn't date him. I just blew him once. I mean, I've sucked way more black dick than Nazi dick. I can tell you that. You feel like you can't, like, help young women without having people, like, fuck them in the process. Wow. Jesus, you and children. A fitting tribute. I could have went on for another five minutes. A fitting tribute. Christina said so much. So much. Just terrible things. It's the bonfire. It's Monday. Fund day. Big Jefferson, the great Robert Kelly. Hi, buddy. Hi. Jacob didn't care enough. So he's in Florida. No no he didn't um but we have black we have the lew's here

1:47.8

black lou dj lu yeah and us too sitting in of course it is the queen of the bonfires birthday happy

1:54.8

birthday four oh wow crazy four put a w on the left side of my cheek and a W on the right side.

2:03.8

I'll bend over.

2:05.4

Wow.

2:06.6

Filthy 40s.

2:08.6

Now, it hasn't hit her too hard, I feel like today.

2:11.1

I feel like she's doing all right.

2:12.2

And that's because my guess was because while she looks fantastic for 40 40 and fabulous I'd say can I

2:20.1

admit something right now yeah that happened to me today wait wait can I finish

2:23.1

saying this yeah sure Christina's 40 and fabulous but her personality aged like

2:27.9

dog years so she's been I think she's I think so she 280, she's 280 years old in personality.

2:35.7

Yeah.

2:36.9

But 40 in human years and looks fantastic.

2:43.0

She's killing it.

2:44.1

I was on my Facebook today because, you know, I'm an influencer.

2:48.2

Sure.

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