Happy Birthday Pete!
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2020
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Pete turns 39 today! As a birthday treat, this show features an email about a red fireman’s thong, a story about a man experiencing a particularly bad midlife crisis and tales from Pete’s days working at the zoo.
Also on today’s episode, we’re talking about iPods, mountains and a man whose given himself a new tattoo every single day of the lockdown.
All that is soundtracked by D:Ream’s 90s track ‘Things Can Only Get Better’, which has apparently been blasting out all over Nottingham.
Happy Birthday Donny!
If you’ve spent your birthday in lockdown, or you just have an excellent story, tell us about it: [email protected]!
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| 0:29.1 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber. |
| 0:41.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:46.5 | Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app. It's the Luke Beach Shore. It's a Thursday. It's actually my birthday. So happy |
| 1:08.6 | birthday me. Oh stop it. Luke, do you know what I'm going to do for my birthday? Eat some beef from the Japanese supermarket. |
| 1:16.0 | And pour my delicious, aggressive lemon ususus sauce all over it. It's going to be big baby. I'm going to be so powered by |
| 1:25.0 | citrus by the end of this lockdown. You are not going to be able to see me for |
| 1:29.0 | citrus. Joking aside, a very, very happy birthday, many many happy returns I hope under the |
| 1:34.8 | circumstances you can still have an enjoyable day mate 39 years young can't believe |
| 1:40.5 | it earth is just, aren't they? |
| 1:43.2 | I don't know why people get so wound up about them. |
| 1:45.2 | Did you ever think you'd get to 39, Pete? |
| 1:47.4 | What do you think would, what would you think as a 16 year old you'd have been doing |
| 1:50.0 | when you're 39? |
| 1:51.0 | And yeah, well, I was hoping I wouldn't have my head in a |
| 1:53.7 | fucking box in my front room. Speaking to a hairy boy. Yeah I am here at the |
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