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🗓️ 3 April 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Anthony is in a mood. So Gregg tries to turn that frown upside down with some bad jokes and talk of a killing spree at a petting zoo.
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0:00.0 | Inside of every man there are two wolves fighting. |
0:03.0 | One wolf is real introverted and socially awkward and doesn't want much attention. |
0:07.0 | And the other wolf is wearing a t-shirt with the skull on it |
0:11.0 | and smoking a clove cigarette yelling at the first wolf that he should talk to girls more. |
0:15.4 | So they're fighting about that. |
0:17.0 | But then inside there's two wolves there are two more wolves. |
0:20.0 | One wolf is going to therapy trying to get his issues with the alpha sorted out and the other wolf is unhinged snorting wild grasses and avoiding his trauma but it's coming out in weird ways in the forest with like what he's doing to the squirrels and stuff and inside those two wolves |
0:34.3 | are two more wolves. One is real timid, non at the spot where his testicles used to |
0:39.3 | be because he's been domesticated by an elderly couple and the other wolf is real wild like jumping in the pool with an entire pork shoulder in his mouth |
0:46.9 | The other wolves laugh and his devil make care get the pork wet attitude and inside those two wolves Are the dark wolf and the light wolf the boobies wolf and a who wolf who swims in a t-shirt because he's self-conscious about his wolf gut and some other wolf who won't shut up about all coins. |
1:08.5 | Anyway, I guess what we're trying to say is there's a whole bunch of wolves inside of you and they've all got to get dressed in the morning. |
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1:21.0 | It's a preppy that punks would wear, it's fucking cool. |
1:27.0 | If you're not wearing chubby's, you're not cool. |
1:30.0 | I wish my friends would wear chubby's. |
1:32.0 | Anyway, they got the bunch of wolves collection. |
1:35.0 | You've seen that thing, it's like the two wolves, it's like a meme. |
1:37.0 | It's a meme culture, boil it down to a shirt. |
1:41.0 | A bunch of wolves collection by chubby's find your inner wolf and put some |
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