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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Happy Birthday From My Ex

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

2.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Was I an a-hole at To Kill A Mockingbird? Would you give your dog a treat from a stranger? ASK MY MOM: Happy Birthday From My Ex Today’s Quote: “Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.” ―W. P. Kinsella Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Get FREE motivational texts from my Mom! Mama Texts Our Amazing Partners: FUM Head to TryFum.com and use code KRAMER to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. ATHLETIC GREENS Athletic Greens is an all-in-one health drink with 75 vitamins, minerals, and whole food-sourced ingredients to help support your body’s nutritional needs across multiple critical areas of health, including energy, immunity, recovery, gut health, digestion, hormonal and neural support, and healthy aging. Athleticgreens.com/kramer PAIRED It’s a relationship app for couples. You and your partner download the app, “Pair” together and every day Paired gives you questions, quizzes and games to have fun, stay connected and deepen your conversations. PAIRED.COM/KRAMER to get a 7-day free trial and 25% off if you sign up for a subscription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know break ups and divorces are weird two three four five six seven eight nine ten

0:04.2

You know break ups and divorces are weird because you're not really quite sure who's on what side and who has to like stop talking to who and

0:10.6

It's I get it. It's always an uncomfortable un coupling process right but in this situation the the text messages that she is sending to

0:19.5

Her ex's family is this appropriate or inappropriate now that he is remarried

0:26.6

I want to see how this hit you today with ask my mom welcome. Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy

0:33.4

Not just any mama's boy. You're a certified

0:37.3

Mama's boy and this is the certified mama's boy

0:41.7

Podcast what's up? Welcome to this Thursday edition of certified mama's boy

0:45.1

We are a daily podcast on this 16th of March that has three principles live laugh love your mom

0:51.5

That means we live our lives out loud we laugh a lot and we love my mom my co-host Nancy

0:55.8

Hi, mom. Hi honey. All right. I need to know this is rude or not and this actually is going to air on the radio show

1:02.2

Today as well, so if you hear the story twice. Sorry, but I needed to run this because I

1:07.3

Feel like I feel like you guys are all like my mom when somebody comes after me you guys are all like no matter what I do

1:12.4

I could be like you guys I gotta be honest. I robbed a store last night. Tell me if I'm wrong

1:15.5

You guys are like no, you know you can do no wrong

1:19.1

Never

1:22.1

If I wasn't a hold though, I need to know that you know this is bad or not because I really don't know

1:25.7

What I shouldn't have done this situation. So I went to go see to kill a mocking bird last night

1:30.5

and

1:32.1

Over at the hip atrium theater here, which by the way is a very hard show to watch

1:37.3

It's touring right now. It's coming to if it's coming to your city

1:41.6

Just I I'm sure I was supposed to read the book at some point and I'm sure I cheated my way through it through summer reading at some point

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