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Happy bat day, birth man - BOT STORIES

Ladies & Tangents

Ladies & Tangents

Society & Culture

53K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to your new comfort episode. We played rock, paper, scissors at the bar to decide whether or not the main episode should be us at peak sloppiness and your girl pulled through for you and won. After an incredible retelling of what it's like to be in a float tank, we bring you at least 5 more bot stories to pull you out of any menty b. For legal purposes, we can't guarantee that this episode or its contents can actually do anything, remember- we do in fact know dick about shit.

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0:00.0

Hey guys. I'm Jerry. I'm Sierra. We're ladies and we tangent. Iry like this.

0:19.9

But anytime I tap you the wrong way you fucking fall into me. Oh, if I am a

0:25.6

nickel for every time I saw that. What? I like your straw. You do? I do. They're

0:34.0

our straws. Where are they at? I'd like one for my beer. You want a straw for

0:37.9

your beer? I'll get you one. What color do you want? People mad because they're

0:41.6

like straw for a wine and a beer. I'm blue one. You want a blue one? I do. I do. I

0:48.1

drink something with a straw one time that was an alcoholic beverage and people

0:51.9

got irate on Twitter. So I just like to make them add Twitter Twitter. Twitter.

0:57.2

It's like, when are we on Twitter? Oh my gosh science. Fascinating. Someone tell me why this is happening.

1:06.2

Wow. She'd be foaming. You see me foaming. You drinking. God. What's happening? It's

1:17.7

just people for Twitter. They were woman at the mouth. Yeah. But their mouth is my straw.

1:24.7

And I was like you drive. And that's what I know. Put that on my toes. I will suck you drive.

1:34.5

Sierra. Sierra. Sierra. Herring. Parsons. Sierra Parsons. Mother, daughter, friend. She was

1:42.5

sucking. Oh, I can't wait to go bring flowers to you. Oh, me too. And watch you suck the life

1:51.5

out of them from beyond the grave. You suck you by as I will. What about something else?

1:59.5

What else is this? God thought it was curtains. It is curtains. We've already discussed this

2:04.9

and I was wrong and I was I was 100% that it was cursed and you were like it's curtains.

2:09.4

And I was like you're an idiot. And then Google was like, it's a nervous. It is curtain.

2:16.4

Anyway. What's up everyone? Hello. You want to know something fun that my hair is doing?

2:21.2

Is it looks bowling on? Yeah. It is. Honestly. Scary. But it looks blonde at the end.

2:28.2

But it's just turning gray. Oh wow. It does look brown. Look at these ones. They look

2:33.6

like almost blonde. And if you look really closely, you're like, oh, those are just turning white.

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