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Today we are doing a very, very highly requested story, which usually means that it's a troll recommendation of some kind

and from the giddy nature of Isaiah's reaction.

When I told him, we were reading this today, I could tell that we are in for a slog.

Also, this is a mountain of a story that we're going to have to climb.

I am, of course, talking about a story called Happy Appy. Now, before you even get into anything, Isaiah, because I don't know what is what we're about to go into. Right. At the beginning of, we're on fandom, we're on creepypastafiles.fandum, whatever. And at the top, it just says, happy, happy. And it says, the following are entries of a blog that are constantly updated.

The blog seems to talk about a show called Happy Appy.

Okay, so now we're getting into Candle Cove kind of territory.

I can see, but then also here, for the audio listeners, I will try to best describe this.

There is a photo that says a photo of happy happy at the playground.

And it is a literal apple with big fat fucking green lips on a stick.

He has two human arms, tiny human arms.

And it's a, I would assume, a pixelated or filtered photo of an apple on a playground.

And I feel almost insulted because the apple looks like something that I would draw.

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