Happy Anniversary
The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg
The Dispatch
4.7 • 6.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2021
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.5 | Oh |
| 0:16.5 | Oh, ladies and gentlemen masturbate |
| 0:18.7 | Thank you, Jiggy! |
| 0:27.7 | Please, your listeners, this is Jonah Goldberg, host of the Remnant, |
| 0:30.4 | Ad Sands, brought to you by the Dispatch and Dispatch Media. |
| 0:35.9 | There's been much anticipation. |
| 0:38.9 | There have been people like Henry and the Snovs of Kenosa waiting outside of my house |
| 0:43.6 | in my office for this episode, because this is the 400th episode |
| 0:47.4 | of the Dispatch not counting the mysteries of episode 11, which we will not get into. |
| 0:57.1 | And I grew to really despise the fact that there were so many heightened expectations on this podcast |
| 1:03.9 | because it truly is just an entirely arbitrary number. |
| 1:09.4 | It's far more arbitrary. |
| 1:10.4 | You know what I'm really annoying seeing in Goodwill Hunting, where Matt Damon says to the girl, |
| 1:16.4 | the girl says, I want to get coffee and she's a sure, might as well just go get, |
| 1:19.4 | why don't we get caramel instead? |
| 1:21.4 | Because it's just as arbitrary to eat caramel, it's drink coffee. |
| 1:24.4 | Damon was wrong there, just like he was wrong about how it's in. |
| 1:27.4 | Like, there is a reason why people drink coffee and drinking caramel would be just weird. |
| 1:33.4 | But like, or eating caramel is just weird, but like the 400th episode, this number is a holy arbitrary |
| 1:38.4 | and I was getting annoyed. |
| 1:40.4 | But the people made demands upon me and who am I but a servant to the Remnant listeners. |
| 1:46.4 | And so among the most demanded people that we get for this episode is with us here today. |
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