Happy 420

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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•Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED In honor of 420, Chris discusses the history of 420 and plays an intense game of sink or smoke that has him making choices that involve a private tennis lesson from Serena Williams, crashing a MAGA party with Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart, eating edibles with Hilary Duff, giving Jake's kids college advice, doing a gravity bong with Frank Ocean and riding in an elevator with Beyoncé, Solange and Jay-Z. • DONATE to support: https://secure.vera.org/a/donate https://give.lastprisonerproject.org/give/287161/?_gl=1*4ohvo0*_gcl_aw*R0NMLjE2ODE0MDUwMTAuQ2p3S0NBancwTjZoQmhBVUVpd0FYYWItVFZuMDVxRGRHelhvNlpNaDdQTTRkZmtRb3c2NGJqQmM2cXFDbW43ZnRvUVFGdjhLOXpBdGhCb0NiVjhRQXZEX0J3RQ..*_ga*MTM3MTU5OTM2MS4xNjgxNDA1MDEx#!/donation/checkout https://www.prisonradio.org/donate/ Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.2	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!
0:29.0	Simple!
0:31.0	A Big Spark Studios Original
0:36.0	Okay, I have dissociated. Wow, the fog machine is really working double-time in this room.
0:48.0	It's crazy. Hey everybody, what's up? And welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:52.7	Today we are celebrating quite possibly my favorite calendar, holiday. I think I already
0:58.9	messed up. Did that sound right? The calendar holiday? Sorry, this fog machine has me
1:04.0	really confused and disoriented. Start over. Hey everybody, what's up? Welcome back
1:11.2	to Unhinged with Chris Clemens. I am your host and shaman, Chris Clemens.
1:16.6	Now before we get into the episode, be sure to subscribe to Unhinged with Chris Clemens
1:19.4	wherever you get your podcasts. And if you like video episodes, we put those up on
1:23.0	youtube.com slash Chris. I am also going to be doing a little special smoking for 20
1:29.7	episode on my patreon patreon.com slash Chris Clemens where we're going to really have
1:35.4	a geeky. And also we do smoke sessions on my discord, which we have. If you're on my
1:39.4	YouTube video, it's down below. Now everybody, Jake Justin and Sam are here as always. How
1:44.6	are y'all doing on this fine 420? Happy 420!
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