Happily Ever After 0908 “May The Force Be With You” Part 1

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 5.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Matt drops a bombshell on Jasmine that will have her uprooting her life. Gino and Natalie's relationship takes a turn. Andrei and Elizabeth hash it out. Tigerlily's due date approaches. Darcey faces her in-laws. Kara and Guillermo contemplate next moves. Julia confronts Betty and Ron. 📣 MERCH ALERT! 📣 For a limited time, we’re dropping an exclusive Reality Gays merch line Y’all! It will be available starting SEPTEMBER 8 UNTIL 22! Set your calendars Y’all shoprealitygays.com ⬅️ --- JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content + Patreon ⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays⁠ or + Supercast ⁠ ⁠⁠https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/⁠ + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Watch us on video, be our sub! (subscriber) ⁠www.youtube.com/@RealityGays⁠ Click here for all things RG! ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/RealityGays⁠ — To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
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1:01.7	Today on this episode of Reality Gaze.
1:05.4	Darcy says, please pass the salt and love me!
1:10.0	Tiger Lily foils
1:11.3	Odnan's secret Muslim conversion plan. And we've got a huge
1:16.4	announcement that you may have already heard. Yeah. Roll it's Christina.
1:21.9	Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love?
1:27.8	Yes, a hoie, matey.
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