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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 4/25 Dayton, OH 4/26 Lexington, KY 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	We had a story. What was this a month ago?
0:02.2	California pastor allegedly pays 40K to hire a hitman.
0:06.3	Right. I got an email.
0:07.6	No you didn't, dude.
0:08.7	Hey John and Alex, I'm the person that got shot.
0:12.1	Stop it! Yes, dude. I'm the person that got shot in the...
0:12.8	Stop it!
0:14.8	Yes, dude.
0:15.3	It's a positive. What's up? I'm trying to start new. What's up? I'm trying to start new.
0:30.1	What's up, ladies and gentlemen? Is that new new John Christ in the studio live baby Alex
0:34.6	Legos hello hello net positive episode 105 can you believe that
0:40.7	Easton in the studio producing on the ones and twos.
0:44.4	Ladies and gentlemen, rounding out the Netpositive Tour is the sponsor of this weekend's pod.
0:51.4	May 15th, we're off for two weeks then May 17th, Lincoln, Nebraska, Des Moines, Iowa, Grand Forks.
0:57.0	North Dakota, June, Williams Port PA, Baltimore, Newark, New Jersey, New Haven,
1:03.4	Portland, Tacoma, and Spokane.
1:05.6	Oh, and that about rounds out the, rounds out the tour
1:10.3	when then we're taking what, three months off did yeah
1:13.1	little summer break so what I'm like what are you gonna do probably just like
1:16.9	sit around for our thumbs
1:18.5	every day
1:19.4	do a podcast every day. Just blow it out.
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